I make stuff up for a living. Remember, it’s not real, okay? Don’t tweet me your craziness.
The ultimate shade thrower and emotional terrorist. I do admire me some Shonda Rhimes (even when she frustrates me). Respect.
The most umbrageous, talented, funny, brave, daring, tough, thought provoking wise ass I know!
She deserves it all!
let’s stop making jokes about girls and start making jokes about white boys
here i’ll start
*white boy voice* chill out man it was just a joke
[walks into class 10 minutes late with a can of Monster] sorry I’m late I got frontpage on Reddit
[wipes cheeto dust off onto cargo shorts] so if you support gender equality does that mean it’s ok to hit women now?